The current state of my body (an inventory of abnormalities):


right pointer finger wrapped in a dirty bandage; I slammed it into a car door a few days ago.
fading bruise above my left knee; height suggests I walked into something.
calloused toes.
bitten fingernails; perhaps for the first time since I was nine.
unkempt eyebrows, matted hair (I have yet to brush it today).
sore lower back (a story to be told later).